A $145 million out-of-this-world marriage proposal?
As Billie Holiday sang back in 1936, it’s summertime, and the livin’ is easy. But, for some people 82 years later, keeping clothes on is hard.
I prowled all over the doomed Sears store, this one in a mall and among the 60-plus the company will close in 2018, but I did not find a Superman costume.
I’ve seen enough movies about shape-shifting, brain-sucking, chest-bursting space aliens to know that our national security, as well as our brains and chests, are in danger even as we speak, although we are not technically speaking right now. You are reading, and I, having finished this a fe…
Author’s note: With Kim Jong Un featured prominently in the news and a couple of my vacation days coming up, I thought this would be the perfect time to revisit a column from way back in 2016 when Kim was still considered to be a murderous dictator. Enjoy!
Dear readers, what is the world coming to when we angrily strike out at our significant others with novelty singing fish that urge us to “don’t worry, be happy?”
The soon-to-be college graduate, decked out in cap and gown and prepared for the packed-house ceremony that would signify the completion of four years of higher education, opened the passenger door of my pickup truck for the short ride to the convocation center, stepped inside and said, “Tha…
In microwave oven news, a Denver, Colorado woman was cited by police after a plastic bottle of urine she was heating up before a pre-employment drug test exploded, ruining the morning for everyone buying lottery tickets and malt liquor at that particular 7-11 store.
A Massachusetts preschool, according to published reports, discourages youngsters who attend from using the phrase “best friend” because it may hurt the feelings of other children.
Once again, the public demands more news about monkeys and I, as the theoretical cigar-chomping, hooch-swilling, skirt-chasing, cholesterol-lowering-medication-taking, underpaid and overworked 1930s-style bureau chief of the fictional yet highly respected Monkey Action News Team, will fling …
In the name of science – and because I knew there would be no peace until I did it – I spent most of a Sunday afternoon driving my senior biology major daughter from the home of one dog owner to another and another and another so she could determine why dogs do something I care nothing about.
Putting myself in porn star Stormy Daniels’ shoes for a minute, which I swear never crossed my mind until now, I asked myself this question: What would I say if the president of the United States sued me for $20 million?
A new study suggests television medical dramas like “Grey’s Anatomy” may misrepresent what actually goes on in a hospital, leading real-life patients to have unrealistic expectations about their care and recovery.